Thanks Eskchat!
But I did something really similar to the squares, and got the same results as I did before, and can't figure out how or why. Still determined, I was doing everything I could to figure out how to do what Eskchat did, even staying up past unhealthly hours (true story!). Eventually, I picked the Transform layer tool and begin moving it about and noticed that it was warping along the path. I found out though if i just move my test shape to the right with the Transform layer tool, that it would do just what I wanted it to do.
Don't get me wrong, I am happy with the results! It did exactly what I wanted it to do. But now I'm curious. Did the follow path function change from an older version (I'm using 11.2 pro)? If it didn't, I have no idea what I am doing wrong.